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Fan Expo Denver is Bringing the Heat with its Guest List!
Fan Expo Denver is just a few days away for its big 4th of July weekend celebration, and Couch Soup will be there bringing you all the updates and exciting news! With several huge celebrity names already announced, I’m going to break down who I’m most excited about seeing, an event I can’t wait to attend, or any more fun things I can shove into the weekend.
Side note: Fan Expo is a group of fan conventions operated by FAN EXPO HQ- the world’s largest comic con producer. FanX, which Couch Soup has also attended, is Utah’s largest pop culture convention and one of the biggest in the country for attendance. With the confusion out of the way, let’s dig into the guest appearances!
I’m going to give my Top 3 that I’m most looking forward to, and there will most likely be an honorable mention or two, so let’s go!
Not only is this one because of her incredible voice work and acting, but it’s also tickling my brain in the best 90s- era child possible; meeting the little girl in Independence Day. That’s right, this is her! The adorable, chubby-cheeked, President’s daughter will be in my eyesight and I am so excited. She is now known more for her voice acting work as Katara in Avatar: The Last Airbender and her acting in Arrested Development,Parenthood, and Good Girls, to name a few.
She seems like a lot of fun, and will be in attendance with her fellow Avatar cast mates, appearing on Friday, Saturday. and Sunday. I’m pumped!
He will also be in attendance with his fellow Avatar and Harry Potter castmates!
#1. Why Did I Do This to Myself?
How am I supposed to pick? Fine, my absolute #1 is Bruce Campbell, for a few reasons. He’s as much of a gem of a human as Nolan is, and he is why I love horror. I was raised unconventionally (in many ways) on The Evil Dead and Army of Darkness, and bringing home a picture with him is my #1 thing to do. I also can’t wait to participate in Last Fan Standing, which is an interactive trivia quest that the man himself is hosting! Absolutely.
Honorable Mention:
Because how can I call myself a fan without acknowledging the other amazing talents I can’t wait to see? My #1 honorable mention is William Shatner. I mean, come on. He’s a legend.
Then I have James and Oliver Phelps because of Harry Potter, duh. Alan Tudyk is a friend of the channel, and I’m looking forward to seeing him. We also have Tom Welling making my teenage self swoon. Brendan Fraser would be a dream, and Todd Haberkorn is a must as a Destiny player, plus Ashley Greene! I think it’s safe to say that my days will be filled with swooning, joy, appreciation, and absolute nerdgasms for three straight days. Hell yeah!
Keep up with Couch Soup as I hijack their social media for my trip to Fan Expo!
Rick and Morty Season 8 Episodes 3 & 4: Citadel Clones and Bunnies
The third and fourth episodes of the season could not be more different to one another, with the first being a side story that follows a random Rick trying to live the simple life following the events that caused the destruction of the Citadel. The second is a Jerry story… so, you know, there’s a whole bunch of Jerry being a goober.
So, without further ado, let’s recap episodes 3 and 4 of Rick and Morty Season 8.
Episode 3: “The Rick, The Mort & The Ugly”
Rick (Ian Cardoni) and Morty (Harry Belden) begin the episode scavenging the carcass of the Citadel of Ricks. Morty, bored out of his mind and playing with a fidget spinner (remember those?), distracts Rick enough that debris from the exploded space station severely damages his ship, causing him to land on a nearby asteroid. They land in the middle of Homesteader Rick’s farm, who tells them to GET OFF HIS LAND or some such. Our Rick and Morty leave, laughing at Homesteader Rick because who the heck would want to live like this anyway?
FAKE OUT! That’s right, it’s time for a story just like "The Ricklantis Mixup", this time following Homesteader Rick (H. Rick from now on) and the factions on this asteroid. H. Rick enters the nearby Morty town bar for supplies. Unfortunately, a rabble of Rick clones arrive and abduct pretty much all of the Morty clones living in town and destroy most of its infrastructure. H. Rick is critically injured, but he’s a Rick after all. He’s fine. But his farm isn’t, and neither are his Dr. Mephesto-looking pig-animal hybrids he’d developed. H. Rick is about to go all John Wick on their asses! You don’t get to kill a man’s pig-wolf-bear and get away with it, damnit!
Anyway, H. Rick infiltrates Boss Hogg Rick’s (he’s the leader of this here slice of Citadel-ana) base of operations, finding a ton of clone Mortys and an almost equal amount of clone Ricks. Yeah, these aren’t REAL Rick’s and Morty’s; they’re just clones. Along with Doc and Arcade Morty, H. Rick destroys Boss Hogg’s enterprise and frees the clone Mortys, but not without sacrificing himself for the cause. Because H. Rick was the Rick responsible for all the clones in the first place, and it was his responsibility to end it.
The clone Mortys find themselves new homes, and Arcade Morty returns to the Homestead… just in time for our Rick and Morty to return in search of Morty’s lost fidget spinner, mocking the planet once more as they fly away. They suck as humans, don’t they?
Episode 4: “The Last Temptation of Jerry”
Jerry (Chris Parnell) wants to celebrate Easter (because he likes chocolate, not necessarily because he knows why it’s a holiday), but the rest of the Smith family is just tired of his bullsh*t. Annoyed and on a sugar high, he goes out to buy more Easter decorations and candy, and, distracted by gorging himself like Augustus Gloop, he runs over the Easter Bunny. Unfortunately for Jerry, the Easter Bunny has the same kinda deal as St. Nick in The Santa Clause, and he begins to transform.
Rick temporarily imprisons Jerry to keep him out of trouble before he and Morty travel to the Alps to investigate the origins of the Easter Bunny. They find a large yet incomplete egg originally from the Andromeda Galaxy, which causes Space Christians to attack and steal it for their own purposes. Following the Space Christians to the egg’s origin, they find Engineer-looking from Prometheus aliens who have been dispatching Easter Bunnies to planets across the universe in order to incite horniness in a goal to overpopulate and collapse their world’s order.
*DEEP BREATH*
Meanwhile Jerry breaks out of his prison, seduces Beth, but it becomes weird when his knees start bending the wrong way and his facial structure begins to change. Jerry develops psychic bom-chica-wow-wow powers, making people smoosh all around him. Rick, Morty and Space Christian General, Richard Kincaid (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), arrive in a ship shaped like an Easter Island head (of course) and, after many transfers of the Easter Bunny Clause, trap it in a repaired egg.
Pondering the origins of other high-profile holidays, the Smith family disregard or spoil other widely celebrated holidays in a montage (some off-screen as well). To close the episode, Richard Kincaid’s wife spurns his advances because his species abhors sex. Also, he’s just a torso now owing to Jerry’s stint as an Easter Bunny. Forgot the context. My bad.
In the post-credits scene, Summer (Spencer Grammer), absent for most of the episode, is still at spring break, where society has broken down. She’d been there for over 9 months.
Overall
These two episodes are completely different. The Citadel-centric installments are always some of my favorites, and this one was no different. I always like to see the fallout of Rick C-137’s actions and how the other Ricks are coping as a result of being defeated and their home exploded. Although I don’t think Boss Hog Rick was the right antagonist (Dukes of Hazzard bad guy at the Citadel ruins? Are we running out of ideas for different Ricks?), the overall premise was cool.
Now, the Easter Bunny episode is a different matter. It’s pure chaos, and although it was fun at the time, this one won’t be something I’ll be itching to come back to anytime soon. Jerry was pretty annoying (which is, to be fair, standard), but that annoyance wasn’t twinned with the appropriate patheticness that I need from a Jerry episode. His confidence irked me.
Overall, though, this continues the very strong opening to the series, even if the wider narrative doesn’t yet seem apparent. I’d really like to get back to some important arcs soon, please and thank you.
What did you think of these two episodes? Did you like the Easter Bunny/The Santa Clause schtick? If this is true, how about the Tooth Fairy? Let us know in the comments.
Kpop Demon Hunters Songs Ranked
Ever since I finished Kpop Demon Hunters, it’s been the only thing on my mind. I can barely bring myself to listen, watch, or play anything else; it's just Kpop Demon Hunters all the time. I’ve found this most when it comes to music, as I’ve been listening to the soundtrack for the film nonstop, and it's easy to see why. Every single song on the soundtrack is an absolute banger that will get stuck in your head until the heat death of the universe. Maybe that’s being a tad dramatic, but you get the point; this shit slaps hard as fuck.So, the only reasonable thing to do after listening to these songs for the millionth time is to rank them from least favourite to most favourite (yes, that’s reasonable). Full disclosure, I adore all these songs, as they are all bangers; some just meet my own music tastes more than others. Also, spoiler warning for Kpop Demon Hunters, so if you haven’t seen the film, go and watch it right now, and then come back, and we can compare lists. And if you want to hear me gush about the rest of the film, you can check out my review here.
7: Soda Pop
Yes, yes, I know, one of the catchiest songs ever invented is at the bottom of the list, but that just goes to show how phenomenal this soundtrack is. “Soda Pop” is our introduction to the Saja Boys in the film, and it leaves a strong first impression. The beat is catchy, the vocals sound almost angelic (the irony), and the general vibe just fits Summer time. I can’t help but do the lil shoulder dance whenever this song starts to play. And don’t even get me started on that pre-chorus from Jinu; it's so good. The reason this song is at the bottom, though, is that it’s not normally what I would listen to for the most part. Sure, I’ll vibe with it occasionally, but it's not one I have to replay multiple times in one sitting.
6: Free
God, this one hits you in the feels and doesn’t stop destroying your heart even after the film’s over. “Free” is a duet between Rumi and Jiun that marked a turning point in both characters' journeys. Rumi started to see demons like Jinu, and by extension, the demon half of herself, as deserving of hope and love. The first verse, sung by Rumi, and the second verse, sung by Jinu, perfectly encapsulate one of the main messages of the film, which is accepting yourself and being free from your shame. It’s a beautiful song, and the only reason it isn’t higher is due to it not being the best everyday song. But when I’m down in my feels, "Free" will be being played on loop.
5: Your Idol
“Your Idol” is the song where the Saja Boys show their true colours, and it’s low-key fire. This song happens towards the end of the film, when the Saja Boys have successfully destroyed the Honmoon and are releasing Gwi-ma. They are using this song to ensnare anyone within earshot. And after listening to this song, I can see why it worked so well. This is a much edgier and darker sound compared to “Soda Pop”. While that song was lighthearted and fun, "Your Idol" has messages of selling your soul to the Saja Boys, as well as that they’re the only people who will accept you, which isn’t the best. But the song is a banger, especially with that pre-chorus yet again. And when Baby Saja starts to rap after the chorus, it just hits differently.
4: Takedown
“Takedown” is an interesting one because there are actually two versions of it on the soundtrack. The first is the one used in the film sung by HUNTRX (which does slap), and then there’s the second version sung by Jihyo, Jeongyeon, and Chaeyoung of TWICE (which also slaps). I adore both versions for different reasons. I really like the rap parts in the HUNTRX version, as it's the song where Zoey and Mira get more of the spotlight. And in the TWICE version, Jihyo’s vocals are on point, especially with the pre-chorus and verses she sings.
The reason this song doesn’t crack the top three, though, is that I still haven’t emotionally recovered from the moment in the film where demons disguised as Mira and Zoey ambush Rumi with this song on stage and expose her half-demon secret to everyone. The following scene, where Mira and Zoey are scared of Rumi while she’s breaking down, had me in a ball of tears. The song might move up the ranking in the future, but not while this wound is still fresh.
3: How It’s Done
The first song in the film and our introduction to HUNTRX is “How It’s Done”, and what an introduction it is. This is an all-around banger and just what the film needed to get people invested in the group of gals. Each member gets a chance to shine like Rumi in the chorus, Mira in the first verse, and Zoey in the second. It showcases each member's vibe perfectly, making it one of the most memorable songs from the soundtrack. My favourite parts were Mira’s first lines, where she uses a kettle to smash a demon's face into the beat and when Zoey is giving a demon a full makeover as they’re free-falling. Both for the comedic aspect, but also those sections go hard.
2: What It Sounds Like
Ok, we are in the top two now, and these can easily switch depending on the day, but going with my gut has “What It Sounds Like” here as the runner up. This is the climactic song of the film where Rumi, after coming to terms with her demon half and reuniting with Mira and Zoey, join forces to finish off the Saja Boys and Gwi-ma. The slow start to the song, where it’s just Rumi with the piano, is the perfect vibe setter. And then, when the other two join in, they all meet in the middle as the tempo picks up, and it turns from a melancholy reunion into one of the most hopeful songs about acceptance I’ve heard. It’s just so good.
1: Golden
No one loves “Golden” like me. This has been playing in my head almost constantly since I finished watching the film. Everything about it is tailor-made to my music tastes. The intro starts with a low-key vibe before quickly upping the tempo as each member gets a chance to shine. Then bringing it back down a little for the pre-chorus to explode in the chorus. Rumi’s vocals are just so goddamn amazing in this song, especially in the second half of the chorus with that high note. Everything about this song is just perfection, and I don’t have the musical knowledge to properly explain in words how much I adore this song (which could be said for every song on this soundtrack). This song is just incredible, and I’ll keep having this song on repeat for a long time to come.
I fear Kpop Demon Hunters has ruined music for me for at least the next several months. It’s most likely that the only thing I’ll be listening to will be this soundtrack, but I ain’t complaining. Despite pitting them against each other in a ranking system, I love all these songs and can understand why some may prefer other songs at number 1. But regardless, we can all agree that this is the best soundtrack to a musical film in the past three decades (I stand by that).
Do you agree with the ranking? Anything you disagree with? What was your favourite song? Let us know in the comments where we can agree that HUNTRX and the Saja Boys need full albums now!
Was Ellie Really Nerfed in HBO's The Last of Us?
There’s been a lot of discourse about Season 2 of The Last of Us on HBO. Specifically, people are complaining about Bella Ramsey’s portrayal of Ellie. Although some of the chatter is vitriolic BS about Bella Ramsey’s appearance (which is stupid, and I won’t give that credence), most of the concerns are for Ellie’s character. She isn’t rage-y enough. She’s too jokey and happy-go-lucky. She’s just inconsistent!!!!!
I experienced this first hand when I stepped into The Rest of Us Watching Now podcast. Fellow contributors Nick and Aun felt like she had been nerfed. They didn’t see the rage and intensity they experienced in the first half of The Last of Us Part II. Gamers around the world feel betrayed by this version of an iconic character.
But are they right? Did HBO nerf Ellie’s character? And, if so, why?
Combat - Yes / Sort Of / No?
Careful with that thing!
Is HBO’s The Last of Us Ellie bad at combat? I’d say that in hand-to-hand fisticuffs or with knives, she isn’t abysmal. They had that scene where she was dominating someone with her MMA skills (or so I’m told ‘cause I don’t know anything about MMA aside from Pete from Friends). She’s pretty good with the stabby-stabs, taking out a clicker here and a fella in the TV station there. That’s proficiency, for sure.
However, she is also awful with a gun. If you don’t believe me, take a look at this video compilation posted by friend of Retro Replay, Anthony Caliber. Ellie is almost Stormtrooper-esque! Her aim is bad, and she cannot handle the recoil on Joel’s revolver at all.
But have her combat abilities been nerfed?
Well, that sorta depends on you as a player. If you’re Anthony Caliber, speedrun record holder in multiple categories, then absolutely yes. However, he makes Ellie look like she could be Deadshot in disguise. Me? I’m intermediate, but I miss a lot of shots. This Ellie has the shooting skills of an average player. She’s fine.
Dina, though? Her combat skills are buffed to high heaven. She’s so much more useful than she is in the game.
Inconsistency - Driven by Circumstance
Like you wouldn’t melt in Dina’s arms
Ellie flits back and forth between broody anger and jokey or flirty interactions with Dina. This seems like quite a diversion of character from the game and can be immersion-breaking. That’s not really in question, but it’s an enigma. Why is she so inconsistent?
Here’s something that I need to remind people: the game is not the show. I know that’s self-evident, but we need to keep that in mind to answer this question.
There are two significant factors here:
The time skip after Joel’s death
The timing of Dina and Ellie’s schmexy time/start of their relationship
The three-month time skip allowed Ellie to sit with her feelings, get therapy and accept that revenge was out of reach… until Dina told her it may be possible. I’m not saying therapy was very successful, but it’s different to Ellie instantly following the WLF from Jackson for her vengeance.
Now for the Dina effect. By the time they arrive in Seattle, game Ellie and Dina are an item. It was established that they’re steady girlfriends (it was a long trip from home). Show Ellie still needs to woo Dina to a degree. A one-note rage-induced Ellie isn’t capable of building that relationship, so she needs to soften and create fun moments. Then, after the dirty deeds are done, of course she’s going to be lovestruck in her presence. It’s understandable.
So yes, she’s inconsistent, but it’s true to this version of the character.
Rage - Level is the Same but More Sporadic
She’s so angry right here, you don’t even know. Ignore the smile.
This is the big one. This is the most prevalent complaint I’ve heard. Ellie is not ANGRY ENOUGH!!! She should be rage-induced all of the time. Joel is dead, damnit! Why isn’t she more committed to her revenge?
Ok, here’s my take: she’s fine. There’s plenty of anger there, and it manifests in extreme acts of violence, laser-focus when she has a target in her sights, and angry screaming outbursts. Nora’s execution, followed by lashing out at Jesse so that she can irrationally chase after a possibility of an Abby sighting, shows this perfectly.
So why can’t she be like this all of the time? Well, it’s already a struggle to see Ellie as a protagonist in this series. She makes stupid decisions and is kinda petulant and unlikable at times. If you add to that a continually shouting, screaming, swearing, kicking and fighting nature, it’s not conducive to watchability. Nevermind that we’re supposed to believe that Ellie and Dina get together while she’s such a mardy bum. It wouldn’t make sense.
A lot of this is situational, which links in with her apparent inconsistency. But there’s one more thing: Ellie seems more angry to you, the player, because of what you’re doing in the game. You’re murdering a boatload of people and infected without remorse or conscience. Of course, you think she should be more rage-filled after seeing the twentieth axe to the head you just gave a Seraphite!
Conclusion
Reflecting
So, has the Ellie we know and love from The Last of Us Part II been nerfed, a shadow of what she once was? Yes. Also no. And, also, it depends. I know you may be pissed at me right now. “Stop sitting on the fence, you big dumb IDIOT!” I can hear ya, I can hear ya. You’re right. But it’s not like I’m not taking a stance here. She’s less than, more than, and the same as the video game version in the HBO show.
Not MY Ellie.
That’s the phrase that keeps coming to mind. She’s not necessarily worse or better than what you’ve known for the past five years since the game’s release; she’s different. I felt that a lot in the first season, and it’s become far more apparent in the second season. She’s more petulant, more mood-swingy, and a hormonal freaking teenager. And she’s not a Navy SEAL, pinging headshot after headshot and beating people to death with two-by-fours.
I made my peace with that, similar to how I accepted Joel’s more emotional side last season. So, if you’re mad at Ellie for not being laser-focused on the objective of killing swathes of enemies with mind-blowing accuracy, without having levity at times, then maybe take a look at whether you’re conflating a video game experience with a well-rounded character.
Remember, even the angriest man alive, The Hulk, has lighter moments in Thor: Ragnarok. It doesn’t mean he’s not the angriest creature in the ‘verse. What are you realistically expecting from a teenage girl? Ellie is only human at the end of the day.
She’s not been nerfed or buffed. She’s just different from what you once knew. And whether you like the show as an adaptation is a WHOLE different question.
What do you think? Was Ellie nerfed? Was she angry enough for you? Let us know in the comments where we can all agree, I’m a cowardly fence-sitter.
Born of the Whills: A Force-Fueled Origin for Yoda's Species (Why The Mandalorian Movie MIGHT Go There)
Let’s talk about the biggest, greenest, backward-speaking elephant in the room: Yoda. And by extension, Grogu… and Yaddle. I know you don’t want to remember that, but that’s how PTSD works.
We’ve seen these enigmatic, long-lived, profoundly Force-sensitive beings flit through the sagas, dropping wisdom, levitating starships, and generally being adorable. But their origins? A complete and utter mystery. And for good reason, or so we’ve been told. George Lucas famously, almost religiously, guarded the secret of their species, insisting it should never be revealed.
Well, George, with all due respect to the maker of my childhood dreams… times change. And with The Mandalorian saga continuing, with Grogu as a central figure, and Disney likely scared they made something like Andor, so darn good, we’re teetering on the precipice of a revelation that could redefine our understanding of the Force itself. The hot take? Grogu’s species isn't just Force-sensitive; they are, quite literally, born of the Force.
Now, before you grab your thermal detonators and accuse me of heresy, hear me out! This isn't just wild speculation fueled by too little grass touching and a desperate need for answers; there are whispers, threads, and tantalizing hints woven into the very fabric of Star Wars lore that suggest something far more profound.
The Obvious Connection to The Force
Let’s start with the obvious: their unparalleled connection to the Force. Yoda, at over 900 years old, was the Grand Master of the Jedi Order for centuries. His connection was so deep that he could communicate with Force ghosts and even become one. Yaddle, though less explored, was also a High Council member, her wisdom and power undeniable. And Grogu? A mere 50-year-old infant, already demonstrating telekinesis, Force-healing, and even Force-choking abilities that would make even Vader blush. This isn't just strong Force-sensitivity; this is a baseline power level that dwarfs nearly every other known species in the galaxy. It’s not an outlier; it’s the norm for them.
Since we are talking Yaddle, let’s also consider the midichlorians, the microscopic life forms that reside within all living cells and communicate with the Force. While controversial for some, they were Lucas’s attempt to quantify and explain the Force’s presence. What if, for Yoda’s species, their midichlorian count isn't just high, but astronomically high? The only being we know of that was directly created from the force & had a higher count, was Anakin. That adds credibility to the fact that Yoda is closer to a created being by that standard alone. What if their very cellular structure is so infused with these conduits of the Force that they are, in essence, living conduits themselves? This leads us to the concept of the Whills.
Yoda Shows Luke How To Rizz Credit: Lucasfilm Ltd.
If The Force Created Anakin, Why Couldn’t The Force Do It?
Is Yoda's species a direct manifestation of the Whills’ influence? Perhaps a deliberate creation or an organic byproduct of the Force’s primordial stirrings? This connection also neatly explains their longevity. If their existence is directly tied to the Force, and the Force is eternal, then their lifespans would naturally extend far beyond that of other species. Their physical forms might age, but their Force-essence, their very being, would remain deeply connected to an unending wellspring of energy.
Furthermore, it accounts for their rarity. We’ve only ever seen “three” of them in canon (you may want to deny it, but the Christmas special was a Lucas canon project). Three! In a galaxy teeming with trillions of lifeforms across countless planets, that’s an almost statistically impossible anomaly for a naturally evolving species. But if they are a unique, Force-born creation, then their scarcity makes perfect sense. They aren’t breeding in the traditional sense; they are emerging.
George Says It’s Off-Limits Because of Mystery. What Does Dave Think?
Now, the contentious part: George Lucas’s adamant refusal to reveal their origin. Why? Perhaps he felt that demystifying Yoda would lessen his mystique. And in many ways, he was right. Part of Yoda’s allure is the unknown. But there’s a difference between revealing a boring, biological evolutionary path and revealing a profound, spiritual, and galaxy-altering origin.
Imagine The Mandalorian exploring this. Din Djarin, in his quest to understand and protect Grogu, stumbles upon a Force-saturated planet, perhaps the fabled homeworld of the Whills themselves. He finds ancient texts, or even Force visions, that reveal the genesis of Yoda's species, not as a biological evolution, but as a spontaneous generation from the very fabric of the cosmic Force. Grogu, therefore, isn't just a Force-sensitive child; he's a living embodiment of the Force's creative power, a direct link to the very source of all energy in the galaxy.
Grogu Munchin’ On Pilfered Goods Credit: Lucasfilm Ltd.
It Adds to the Mystery of What The Force Can Do & Has Done
This wouldn’t diminish Yoda or Grogu; it would elevate him. It would make his wisdom and power even more profound, knowing that he is a direct conduit of the Force’s will. It would explain why he seems to understand the Force on a level beyond even the most revered Jedi. It would also give Grogu’s journey an even greater cosmic significance, as he isn’t just learning to use the Force, but learning to understand his inherent nature as a child of the Force itself.
This isn’t just fan service; it’s a narrative goldmine. It allows The Mandalorian to delve into the very nature of the Force in a way that the Skywalker saga only hinted at and The Clone Wars barely touched on with the Family. It opens up entirely new avenues for understanding Force-users, the Jedi, and the Sith. It gives a cosmic purpose to Grogu’s existence that goes beyond simply being Mando’s adorable sidekick, or Yoda’s son or something else tired and overused.
So, while George Lucas’s wishes are important, the narrative imperative for The Mandalorian to explore Grogu's origins is undeniable. And the most compelling, most Star Wars-y explanation of all? That Yoda, Yaddle, and Grogu aren’t just Force-sensitive. They are the living embodiment of the Force, born from its primordial essence, a testament to its boundless power and profound mystery. It’s a hot take, I know, but imagine the possibilities. Imagine the awe. Imagine the Force.
KPop Demon Hunters Review: Fighting Demons With Certified Bops
Over the past year and a half, I’ve fallen down the K-pop rabbit hole. What started as a small curiosity after seeing an ITZY video on TikTok has snowballed into a genre of music that almost never leaves my playlists. I was enamoured by everything, from the music and choreography to the outfits; I love it all. So I was very happily surprised to hear that the team behind the fantastic Spider-Verse films would be making a film all about K-pop, called Kpop Demon Hunters, directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans. I saw the trailer and was immediately hooked on the premise, characters, and most importantly, the music. But now that the film has dropped on Netflix, was it worth all of the excitement, or is the K-pop coat of paint hiding a mediocre film?
Singing By Day, Fighting Demons By Night
Dripped out to fight demons. (Netflix)
For hundreds of years, a trio of singers have been keeping the evil of the Demon King Gwi-Ma at bay through a worldwide defence system called the Honmoon. Each generation has its own protectors, and the role is currently held by the K-pop group HUNTRX, comprised of Rumi, Mira, and Zoey. The trio, while finishing up their world tour, notice that the Honmoon is starting to glow gold, which means that their job of permanently sealing away Gwi-Ma and the rest of the demons is nearly complete. Without a moment to rest, Rumi releases the group's new single, “Golden”, in an attempt to seal the deal. But when Rumi’s voice isn’t as perfect as it once was and a rival boy band in the form of the Saja Boys appears, will HUNTRX be able to overcome it all and protect the Honmoon, or will the demons reign supreme?
This plot is engaging from start to finish. While the overall structure of it is a bit basic (demon bad, kill all demons), the way it is presented is unique, and the film adds K-pop flair to every aspect of the story. The relationship between the HUNTRX members felt genuine, and I was easily able to get invested in their characters. Rumi’s story was the main driving force of the film, and it was amazing, if a tad rushed. Lots of mysteries surrounding her past and relationships with her parental figures were brought up, but not followed through on.
In a similar vein, Mira and Zoey, while fantastic characters, don’t get nearly as much time in the spotlight to further develop. The 1 hour and 39 minute run time doesn’t help, so I’m hoping for some more from them in any possible sequels. But overall, I thoroughly enjoyed this story, and even if we don’t get anything expanded on, it still remains a high-quality one-off experience.
Not A Single Bad Character
I knew they were too good-looking. (Netflix)
I adored every character in this film from the moment they first appeared on screen. As the heart and soul of the film, Rumi’s journey is fantastic and leads to some moments of genuine heartbreak. I don’t normally feel second-hand depressed for a fictional character, but several moments throughout this film left me an emotional wreck. This was helped by Arden Cho’s impeccable performance as her line delivery made everything that little bit more painful (in a good way).
Mira is the brash and serious member of the group, and that comes across perfectly. Her one-track mind to kill demons is fun, but the moments where her insecurities start to show put her character in a whole new perspective. May Hong did an excellent job of capturing both sides of Mira, and I couldn’t imagine the film without her. She also has the coolest weapon with her big ass polearm called Gok-do; shit was cool as fuck.
And then there’s Zoey, my fav of the group, and the funniest character of the film. Her constant stream of energy and positivity balanced out the group's dynamic and was a joy to watch. But the part that really hit me hard was her people-pleasing nature and the negative connotations that come with that mindset. It was something that I could relate to, and there were two moments in particular (one played for laughs, the other for crying) that hit very close to home. Ji-youn Yoo was the perfect choice for Zoey, and she’s the character I would love to see more of most in any sequels (Imma keep saying it until it’s real).
Besides the main trio, the rest of the characters were also a blast. Ahn Hyo-seop as Jinu, the leader of the Saja Boys, perfectly encapsulated the two sides of the demon singer. I was left guessing the entire time if what he was saying was true or if he was just lying to get what he wanted. The other members of the Saja Boys didn’t get as much development, but I’m ok with that, as they made up for it by causing some hilarious interactions with Mira and Zoey. Lee Byung-hun of Squid Game fame voices the Demon King Gwi-Ma, and he absolutely nailed the otherworldly evil vibe of a demon king.
One more character I wanted to mention is the quack doctor who shows up for a scene, played by Daniel Dae Kim of all people! He doesn't appear for long, but it was by far the funniest section of the film.
Certified Bangers
Slay. (Netflix)
Being a film based around K-pop, I assumed that music would play a big part, and I was not disappointed. Every track is a certified banger, and I was jamming out every time a song started. I’m normally not big on musicals in general, but Kpop Demon Hunters might’ve made me see the genre in a new light. I’ve been listening to the soundtrack almost non-stop since the film ended, with “Golden” and “What It Sounds Like” in particular being stuck in my head on repeat. The other songs, such as “How it’s Done” and “Takedown” (including the TWICE version), also slap harder than they have any right to. And yes, the song “Soda Pop” by the Saja Boys is annoyingly catchy, and I caught myself doing the little shoulder dance more than once. All of this is to say that I need this soundtrack on vinyl last week so I can fill my house with these fantastic tunes.
It's not just the soundtrack that slaps, the animation is also fucking amazing. Coming from the Spider-Verse team, I knew the film would look incredible, but I was not prepared for what I was about to witness. The character expressions are excellent, both in showing a wide range of emotions and also just being goofy. Hell, at one point Zoey turns into a chibi version of herself to eat snacks (it was adorable). The fight scenes all looked phenomenal, and have some of the best animation I’ve seen in a while. Every movement is so fluid and satisfying to watch that I couldn’t look away.
SNACKS! (Netflix)
Kpop Demon Hunters is one of my favourite films I’ve seen this year. I adored everything about it from beginning to end, and it left me wanting so much more. While I have an issue with the plot's loose ends, that is nothing compared to the rest of this fantastic film. I desperately want to see this story continued or expanded on in some way. Hell, I’ll even say it, I would rather have more of this than Beyond the Spider-Verse, fight me.
Have you seen Kpop Demon Hunters? What did you think? Do you want a sequel? Let us know in the comments below where we can fight over who is the best member from each group (Zoey clears all).
28 Years Later is Fantastic, But Some People Keep Missing the Point
If you head over to the Letterboxd review section for 28 Years Later, among the praise, you will find a consistent complaint: that while the first act is "fantastic," they find that the subsequent parts of the movie don't live up to their expectations of the film.
I'm sympathetic, of course; it's one of the creepiest and most well-edited trailers I've seen in some time and sells an experience that suggests it's going to be terror all the way through.
If you have not yet seen 28 Years Later, allow me to temper your expectations here so that you can avoid becoming one of these people who completely misunderstands the film:
Do not go in expecting nothing but tense horror/thriller energy from beginning to end. One of 28 Years' greatest strengths is the fact it does allow itself to be that, but it also allows itself to be so much more.
That enough for you? Consider yourself tempered. Go forth and watch and come back when you're done because I have more to say, and I need to spoil a lot of the movie to do it.
MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD FOR 28 YEARS LATER.
(Note: this will not include discussion about the film's ending because I frankly could not do it justice, nor does it fit in with the point I'm trying to make.)
Anyone else half expecting Ellie from The Last of Us to show up?
This movie has two halves. Initially, I thought of them as "Father" and "Mother" as they are framed through the lens of main character Spike's (played exceptionally by newcomer Alfie Williams) parental companions. But the film introduces two other concepts near its conclusion, perfectly encapsulating the two halves: "Memento Mori", and "Memento Amoris".
During his time with his father, Jamie (a career-highlight performance from Aaron Taylor-Johnson), Spike engages in a particularly masculine coming-of-age tradition where he is taken across the Causeway - a bridge of stone only accessible during low tide - to the mainland, where he is required to make his first infected kills. It's during this section we're treated to an extended sequence using the recording of Rudyard Kipling's "Boots" from the trailer - black-and-white footage of British warfare throughout history cut in with shots of the people of Holy Island training their young boys to become soldiers, while the women prepare for a party in Spike's honour upon his return. The roles are seemingly well-defined: women stay on the island, and men go out to hunt.
During this section, we are introduced to the Rage virus 28 years after the outbreak. There are slow ones now, and still some fast ones, and a terrifying third type they simply refer to as "Alphas", for whom the virus has apparently acted like steroids. Spike is instructed on how to use his bow and arrow on live targets, essentially forcing him to confront death for the first time as its bringer, as well as its potential victim. It is dangerous out on the mainland, and you must be strong and deadly to survive.
Quite possibly one of the tensest sequences I’ve seen in some time, and I watch a lot of Mission: Impossible.
"Memento Mori": Remember death. Seen through the eyes of a father who pushes bravado and sells a story of glory, of the prestige that comes with protecting the homeland. I find it very interesting that it's basically all men I've seen praising this half of the film, while disparaging the next as if they can't quite conceptualise the horror of seeing a twelve-year-old boy in a situation that he should not have to be in, and refuse to engage when the film answers the horror of this first half with the introspection of the second.
Spike's mother is sick. Isla (a Scottish name meaning "island" - I see you, Mr. Garland - and played to perfection by the ever-talented Jodie Comer) is introduced bed-ridden and raving, head pounding, screaming the C-word at her husband so many times I found myself questioning - not for the last time - how this movie only got rated a 15. Spike, sick of his father's refusal to tell the truth about anything but especially what's wrong with her, makes a seemingly ill-advised decision to break her out and off the island to go see a doctor he'd just learned about.
Thus, the movie’s tone begins to shift. There's still horror, yes - a particularly heart-pounding sequence comes to mind where one of the slow infected crawls up to Spike, fast asleep while he's meant to be on watch, which helps to serve a further purpose in showing Isla isn't nearly as mad as she has previously appeared (which is to say, she's sick, but not necessarily a liability) - but as our focus shifts from "Father" to "Mother", we're also reintroduced to other people outside of the isolationist community that Spike grew up in and, as it turns out, they're not all terrible. In fact, we are reminded of the virtue of kindness in a violent world.
The introduction of Erik - played by Young Royals actor Edvin Ryding, a navy man who gets stuck on the island after their recon boat gets dashed on the rocks - reveals to us that the rest of the world has simply... moved on. Britain has been left to its own devices, but technology and culture continued to evolve. And while he's not a nice man (“I know a dick when I see one,” remarks Isla in one of her more lucid moments), he does manage to save Spike and Isla's lives, and it's his turning away from an act of kindness that leads to his demise.
When in quarantined Britain, do as the French do (make imposing mausoleums entirely out of bone).
The biggest tone shift, however, comes in when we finally meet Ralph Fiennes' Dr. Kelson, who you'd be forgiven for thinking seemed terrifying from the trailer. But he isn't. I'd go as far as to say he's sweet. I certainly wasn't expecting the bone monuments seen in much of the promotional material to be indicative of something genuinely... beautiful.
Danny Boyle's understanding of drama and pathos shines through as we learn Kelson has been creating this monument of skulls and bones to honour all the people who have lost their lives to Rage or each other over the years. He takes Erik's head - ripped off by an Alpha after Isla helped an infected pregnant woman give birth to an uninfected child (life/death juxtapositions anyone?) - and strips it, cleans it, bleaches it, and tasks Spike with placing it on the monument. It should be grotesque, and I think in the hands of lesser storytellers, it would have been, but instead, it begins the most moving piece of cinema I've seen in some time.
Isla is dying, it's revealed. She has cancer, which has metastasised throughout her body and brain. With the country the way it is, there's no cure for her to be found. Here, Kelson tells Spike about another term, sister to memento mori:
"Memento Amoris": remember you must love.
“Alas, poor Erik…”
Grief in film is very important to me. Treating death with the honour and dignity it deserves is something I resonate a lot with, so when I say I sobbed as Isla gave Kelson a nod to drug her enough to give her a peaceful death without pain, the two of them walking off into the night’s mist, before Kelson came back with her newly cleaned skull and tasked Spike with giving it the most special place at the top of the monument, turning her eyes toward the rising sun...
That's the point. This film could have been non-stop violent death and screaming, but the 28 franchise never needed to be about that. 28 Days Later showed us a world not long in the aftermath of catastrophe, but 28 Years takes into account the time that has passed. There is a status quo, an established understanding of the new world, and it takes great pains to explore beyond the surface level.
Instead, it reminds us that our connection to the world is each other, even when isolated, and that we should protect the ones we love while remembering that everyone else is just trying to do the same. We must remember death, but we HAVE to remember to love. And if that idea ruins a film that manages to balance all of these ideas with a level of grace and skill we should be studying, then I don't know what to tell you, but maybe you're the kind of person this film is trying to make a point about.
What did you think of the film? Let us know down in the comments!
Hyper Training is Coming to Pokémon GO!
Since Pokémon Sun and Moon, Hyper Training has played a major role in creating competitively viable Pokémon. It’s a feature that allows you to maximise one of your Pokémon’s IV (individual values), such as attack or speed, giving them an edge in competitive play. The training method has been present in almost every game since its implementation, with one notable exception: Pokémon GO. To be fair, in the early stages, Pokémon GO was more about just catching Pokémon rather than battling them. However, over the last nine years, Pokémon GO has been adding more competitive aspects, such as battling, into the mix, so it was only a matter of time before Hyper Training was thrown into the mix. Hyper Training will be making its debut in Pokémon Go alongside the upcoming Ancients Recovered event, so here’s everything you need to know about the new training method.
A Brief History Lesson
As I mentioned, Hyper Training has been in the mainline games since Sun and Moon. The process involves acquiring the Gold Bottle Cap item through either the story, events, or buying from the in-game shops (not the microtransaction kind). You would then find an NPC in the overworld, either in front of the battle facility of the game or some other random location (I’m looking at you, Scarlet and Violet), who would conduct the training. You would then pick one of the stats you want to max out, hand over the Gold Bottle Cap, and badda bing badda boom, you now have Hyper Trained Pokémon.
It’s not an overly flashy process, but the effects it has on battles can’t be understated. You can also use silver bottle caps with the same NPCs, but they only boost the stat, not max it out. If you invest these bottle caps correctly, you can make an absolute unit of a Pokémon. And now you know the history of the method, let’s find out how Pokémon GO will be implementing it.
How It Works in Pokémon GO
Like the mainline games, Pokémon GO will be introducing Gold Bottle Caps into the game to allow you access to Hyper Training. However, the method of obtaining the cap will be a little different. You can earn this item in the upcoming GO Pass Deluxe: Ancients Recovered (basically Pokémon Go’s Battle Pass). Upon completion of the pass, you’ll be rewarded with a Gold Bottle Cap. Like other games, the cap is a one-time-use item, so you’ll have to be careful about which Pokémon you decide to use it on. The only criterion that needs to be met is that the Pokémon has to be a Good Buddy or higher (high enough friendship stat from feeding them berries). You’ll be able to start working towards earning a Gold Bottle Cap on Monday, the 23rd of June, and you’ll have until Sunday, the 29th of June, to unlock and redeem the item.
The addition of Hyper Training is sure to make the competitive battling aspect of Pokémon GO a whole lot more intense in the weeks and months to come. And with the 10 year anniversary of the game’s launch looming next year (damn I feel old), who knows what the future holds for Pokémon GO.
Will you be going for the Gold Bottle Cap? What Pokémon would you use it on? Will you jump back into Pokémon GO? Let us know in the comments where we can talk all things Pokémon.
Crunchyroll Is Bringing The Heat With The Summer 2025 Anime Season
The Spring 2025 season is winding down, but that doesn’t mean we will be starved of quality anime content anytime soon. Crunchyroll have already released their upcoming Summer 2025 anime slate, and it’s jam-packed with some absolute bangers. From returns to new series, this season is going to have it all. If you need help finding a starting point for the upcoming season, have no fear, because we are here to tell you five shows that should be on your radar.
DAN DA DAN Season 2
DAN DA DAN was a runaway hit of 2024, so it was only a matter of time before we got a Season 2. Science Saru created a masterpiece with amazing visuals, superb voice acting, and an opening that got stuck in many people's heads (mine included) for months after Season 1 wrapped up. So it would be an understatement to say that I’m excited to see what happens next in this sci-fi/paranormal story. We actually already got a look at the first few episodes of Season 2 with DAN DA DAN: EVIL EYE, the theatrical debut of the series. I’ve even reviewed the film here, and my fellow contributor, Iain and I even recorded a special Watching Now episode where we talked about all things DAN DA DAN. But if you want to go in as spoiler-free as possible, you’ll only have to wait until the 3rd of July.
The Rising of the Shield Hero Season 4
I fucking love Shield Hero. It was one of the first isekai anime that I really dug, and I’ve been seated for every season so far. Even when the quality dipped a bit for Season 2, I still had a blast because I love this world and its characters. Isekai are always tricky, because you never know if they’ll get another season due to how oversaturated the genre is. So I’m glad that The Rising of the Shield Hero is coming back for Season 4, and this time, they’re heading to a whole new continent, baby! Kinema Citrus really stepped it up for Season 3, and I have faith that they’ll deliver an excellent Season 4 when it begins on the 9th of July.
Dr. Stone SCIENCE FUTURE Cour 2
Dr. Stone is one of those series that both entertains and teaches. It’s not only a gripping tale of human survival in the face of an apocalyptic event, but it also teaches you cool science stuff! The series has been on a roll, with the first Cour of SCIENCE FUTURE being a fan favourite of the Winter 2025 season. With their eyes set on the moon to solve the mystery of petrification once and for all, Senku and his team have set sail for the Americas to find the necessary materials to reach space. This series has flown off the rails in all the best ways, and I can’t wait to see what TMS Entertainment has cooked up when Senku’s journey continues on the 10th of July.
Kaiju No. 8 Season 2
When the manga of Kaiju No. 8 first got its English release, I was in awe. A manga all about fighting big ass kaiju seemed like a no brainer for success and I was shocked it hadn’t been done yet. So I was not surprised when an anime adaptation was quickly greenlit, and I was very happy with how phenomenal Season 1 turned out. However, that cliffhanger ending was diabolical, and I’ve been eagerly awaiting Season 2 ever since. Now that wait is over, because Season 2 is here, and we’ll get to see how Kafka’s life will change now that his kaiju-sized secret isn’t so secret anymore. Production I.G have been hitting it out of the park recently, and I have no doubt in my mind that Kaiju No. 8 Season 2 will be a banger when it starts on the 19th of July. If you can’t wait that long, the special episode “Hoshina’s Day Off” will drop on the 5th of July to hold you over.
Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus
The Rascal Does Not Dream series is a bit of an oddball case. The original series, called Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, had a title that would draw a fair few side eyes. You’d expect a lewd and crass show that only the most degenerate person would enjoy. But that’s far from the case, because this series is all about the troubles of youth and the struggles we all have or will face in our lives. Hell, the film Rascal Does Not Dream of Dreaming Girl brought me to tears. We’ve had two more films since then, but never a proper Season 2; however, that all changes now with Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus. Now out of High School and a full-fledged College student, Sakuta and his girlfriend, Mai, will have to navigate even crazier situations if they want to make it through these early years of their lives. Cloverworks always delivers heart-wrenching moments, and I would expect nothing less when the series begins on the 5th of July.
These are our picks to get you started on your Summer 2025 anime journey. There are plenty more where these came from as well, so feel free to check out the full list here.
What anime will you be watching this Summer? Any that we missed? Which are you excited for the most? Let us know in the comments where we can talk all things anime.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - The Definitive Party Ranking
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best games of the year so far. It has to be one of the front runners for this year’s top awards because it is absolutely fantastic. What makes it so great is not just the gameplay (which is sleek, stylish, and oh so fun), but the characters that make up the Expedition. They are all immensely compelling and a joy to spend time with.
But that got me thinking: how would you rank them against each other? All things being equal and fair, who would come out on top? Well, dear readers, I’m here to do just that.
Now, how am I going to rank them? Everyone has their favorites, and for good reason. They’re all terrific characters, and I’m sure they speak to everyone differently. But this is a DEFINITIVE ranking. We gotta use math and sh*t to work this out. That’s why I’ll be scoring them out of ten in three different factors, then summing those scores together. Those are:
Squad Usefulness - Are they overpowered or a great support character, or do you dread them being in your lineup?
Character Narrative - How compelling was the party member’s arc, whether it was as a part of the overall narrative or their own individual stories?
Bro Appeal - How much do you just wanna hang out with them? Either because they’re interesting, funny or just a pleasure to be around.
In the event of a tie, “Squad Usefulness” will prevail because, at the end of the day, if you ain’t useful to the party, you're getting benched.
NOTE: Please be aware that these scores are in comparison with each other and not a reflection of how good or bad they are compared to other games or parties. I need to establish that a “4” is below average for THIS game only.
Now, I’ve defined the parameters, so let’s get to it!
LIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD FOR CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33
7. Esquie
Squad Usefulness - 1
Character Narrative - 2
Bro Appeal - 8
Total - 11
Okay, okay! I know Esquie isn’t technically a party member you can fight with, but he does become a fully-fledged member of the Expedition. Although mainly used for traversal on the overworld map, Esquie is low-key the most powerful character in the game. He just doesn’t really get involved in human squabbles. He is a lovable goof, and he’ll be your best friend in good times and bad. However, the big guy is just who he is, and his narrative is the least developed.
6. Gustave
Squad Usefulness - 3
Character Narrative - 5
Bro Appeal - 6
Total - 14
Gustave is your main dude for the first few hours, and his story is the one that initially hooks you. He has some terrific and heartbreaking moments, but, honestly, he becomes less and less important as we progress. His skills are kinda basic, but necessary at the onset of the game. Unfortunately, there are more useful party members added to the squad later on. In terms of Bro Appeal, he aight. Kind and caring, for sure, but also a little bit of a downer.
5. Lune
Squad Usefulness - 5
Character Narrative - 6
Bro Appeal - 7
Total - 18
Generally the most serious and intellectual party member, Lune can also let her hair down with a nice tune on the guitar. She is an effective support character in the early game, always good for a heal or two. But she’s also decent offensively with elemental damage. I love the way Lune is so consistent and a fantastic leader of the Expedition, but her overall contribution to the plot is lesser than some of the other members.
4. Monoco
Squad Usefulness - 6
Character Narrative - 4
Bro Appeal - 9
Total - 19
Who’s a good boy, then? Monoco’s a good boy! This very special Gestral buddy is our faithful friend from the moment he joins your party. Man’s best friend scores high on Bro Appeal. He’s pretty powerful, but I’m not sure if I only had him in my party to progress achievements or if he was actually the best Gestral for the job. And, in terms of character development, he’s one of the weakest. However, I did like how his relationship with Noko is portrayed.
3. Verso
Squad Usefulness - 7
Character Narrative - 9
Bro Appeal - 7
Total - 23
Verso is a weird one. His story is awesome, tragic, and he’s connected to everything. Ben Starr is enigmatic in the role, and that makes him instantly likeable. His usefulness to the party, however, is a conundrum. He’s more powerful as you get better at the game, but if you’re not the best at parrying or dodging, then his damage output is almost pathetic. Verso is so close to being in my standard party, yet I don’t trust myself enough to make him worth it.
2. Sciel
Squad Usefulness - 8
Character Narrative - 7
Bro Appeal - 8
Total - 23
Yes! Sciel! This might be a controversial pick, but it shouldn’t be. She’s really chill to be around, so she’s one of the people you’d go for a beer with, for sure. Her backstory belies that calmness, though, and as you learn more from your interactions, she becomes increasingly compelling. Sciel is the second name on my team sheet because, although she has decent damage output and elemental effects for the late game, she’s also an insane support character for Maelle.
Speaking of…
1. Maelle
Squad Usefulness - 10
Character Narrative - 10
Bro Appeal - 6
Total - 26
To the surprise of nobody, the undisputed champion of this list is Maelle. Let’s face it, handled correctly and with a carefully constructed party setup, Maelle is overpowered as f*ck. She’s the team captain, she’s the number one draft pick, she’s the God damn MVP! On top of that, her story is the most intriguing in the game. It’s honestly mind-blowing. The only points she loses are in Bro Appeal. I mean, she’s a 16-year-old girl with a bunch of anxiety and existential dread. She’s still a sweet girl, but she wouldn’t be my first choice for a hangout.
So there we have it! Do you agree with this list? Let us know in the comments where we can all agree that Monoco is the bestest boy!